Only be sure always to call it please... 'research'!

Eclipse's Web Warren was the source of the Hildebeest quotes. My lame excuse comes in the form of the following song:

I am never forget the day I first meet the great Lobachevsky.
In one word he told me secret of success in mathematics:
Plagiarize!

Plagiarize,
Let no one else's work evade your eyes,
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes,
So don't shade your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize -
Only be sure always to call it please 'research'.

Complete lyrics to Tom Lehrer's Lobachevsky.

No joke, my first cat was named Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky. I was 3 and my father was a mathematician going for his PhD. Go figure.