tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-215111202024-03-13T11:44:27.269-07:00Miserable FailureUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21511120.post-1164120417572603452006-11-21T06:46:00.000-08:002006-11-21T06:46:57.676-08:00<b>Miserable Failure</b><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://youtube.com/v/C0X84nNPGoA"></param><embed src="http://youtube.com/v/C0X84nNPGoA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br>Go to google, type in "Miserable Failure" and click "I'm Feeling Lucky".Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21511120.post-1161973874477995072006-10-27T11:29:00.000-07:002006-10-27T11:31:14.480-07:00Liberals Throw Google 'Bombs' at GOP<p>t's called the "Google bomb" and liberals are using it to attack 50 Republican candidates they have targeted for defeat in the Nov. 7 elections.</p><p> Using complicated computer programs, the Google bombers are able to direct Web searchers to selected articles about specific GOP members of Congress meant to disparage them.</p><p> In examples cited by The New York Times, anyone using the Google search engine for information about Arizona Republican Sen. Jon Kyl will be directed to an April 13 article from The Phoenix New Times, an alternative weekly which says that Kyl "has spent his time in Washington kowtowing to the Bush administration and the radical right, very often to the detriment of Arizonans.”</p><p> A Googler looking for information about "Peter King,” the Republican congressman from Long Island, would bring up a link to a Newsday article headlined "King Endorses Ethnic Profiling.” </p><p> </p><p> The Google bomb ploy is the brainchild of Chris Bowers, a contributor at MyDD.com (Direct Democracy), a far-left group blog. He told the Times that the articles chosen "Had to come from news sources that would be widely trusted in the given district. We wanted actual news reports so it would be clear that we weren’t making anything up.”</p><p>The tactic works by flooding the Web with references to the candidates and repeatedly cross-linking to specific articles and sites on the Web, making it possible to take advantage of Google’s formula and force those negative articles to the top of the list of search results.</p><p> It has long been used by Web sites seeking to advance their rankings by attracting more viewers to their sites.</p><p> Bowers explained that his project was originally aimed at 70 Republican candidates but was scaled back to roughly 50 because Bowers thought some of the negative articles were too partisan.</p><p> According to the Times, each name targeted is associated with just one article, which is embedded in hyperlinks that are now being distributed widely among the left-leaning blogosphere. In an entry at MyDD.com this week, the Times quotes Bowers as saying "When you discuss any of these races in the future, please, use the same embedded hyperlink when reprinting the Republican’s name. Then, I suppose, we will see what happens.”</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> The tactic is not really new. The Times recalled that the ability to manipulate the Google search engine’s results has been demonstrated in the past. Searching for "miserable failure,” for example, produces the official White House Web site of President Bush. </p><p> "We don’t condone the practice of Google bombing, or any other action that seeks to affect the integrity of our search results,” Ricardo Reyes, a Google spokesman told the Times. "A site’s ranking in Google’s search results is automatically determined by computer algorithms using thousands of factors to calculate a page’s relevance to a given query.” </p><p> Google, however, says it won't interfere with anyone using Bower's tactic, telling the Times that Google's faith in its system has produced a hands-off policy when it comes to correcting for the effects of Google bombs in the past. Over all, Google says, the integrity of the search product remains intact.</p><p><span class="articleContent"><p> Writing in the company’s blog last year, Marissa Mayer, Google’s director of consumer Web products, suggested that pranks might be "distracting to some, but they don’t affect the overall quality of our search service, whose objectivity, as always, remains the core of our mission.”</p><p> Still, some conservative blogs have condemned Bowers’s tactic. These include "Outside the Beltway," which has called him "unscrupulous,” and "Hot Air," which called it "fascinatingly evil.”</p><p> Bowers tells the Times that despite the obvious intention to damage the re-election chances of his targets, he does not believe the practice would actually deceive most Internet users.</p><p> "I think Internet users are very smart and most are aware of what a Google bomb is,” he said, "and they will be aware that results can be massaged a bit.” </p></span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21511120.post-1161973766994108372006-10-27T11:27:00.000-07:002006-10-27T11:29:26.996-07:00Google Bombing Politicians<span class="storytext"></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">BY NEAL KARLINSKY</span><br /><br /><p>For all of Google's power and popularity, here's an unexpected question: </p> <p>Could Google tell people how to vote in the upcoming election? </p> <p>"Google could theoretically impact an election," said David Berkowitz, at the search engine marketing firm 360i. "Presumably, Google could have a role in who controls Congress." </p> <p> Here's how. A liberal activist with the group blog "MyDD.com" is directing his followers to "Google Bomb" 50 Republican candidates in the hopes of swaying votes. For example, if a voter is interested in finding out more information about Rep. John Hostettler, an Indiana Republican, the first thing to come up on a search of his name, according to this strategy, would be an article with the headline "Congressman cited with gun at airport." </p> <p> The article reports "Hostettler was issued a citation by airport police for carrying a concealed deadly weapon and then was released." Likewise, if the Google bomb strategy works, a search for Rep. Curt Weldon, R-Pa., will turn up a story headlined "FBI Raids Homes of Weldon Child, Friend." </p> <p> The stories are actual newspaper accounts. The strategy, though, is to manipulate Google so that such unsavory articles are the very first result to pop up during an Internet search of the candidate.</p> <p>Liberal blogger Chris Bowers has compiled links to such stories for about 50 Republican candidates and detailed instructions for other bloggers to include the links in their Web sites. </p> <p> The idea is to hit the links so often that they change Google's rankings by flooding the Web with these specific references to each candidate. Bowers refused to talk to ABC News about this, saying in an e-mail that he feared the story would be used to help conservatives. </p> <p> On his Web site Bowers writes, "If you have a blog, please take this action. It will exponentially increase the effectiveness of this campaign. And make sure you keep using the same link whenever you talk about that person on your blog, in the comments, or anywhere else." </p> <p> The idea isn't new, according to 360i's Berkowitz. He said that during the 2004 election, a similar approach was used to link searches for simple phrases or words like "waffle" to Democratic Sen. John Kerry, and "miserable failure" to President Bush. </p> <p> "But those results don't have a lot of competition," said Berkowitz, who believes the specifics of today's Google bomb campaign make it much more difficult. "I'm very skeptical in terms of how all this will work. Maybe for a handful of politicians it will, but for the majority, I think it will be a long shot." </p> <p> If it works at all, the campaign's biggest effect may be on lesser-known candidates who turn up fewer hits during searches. Google officials said they don't condone the practice and believe the company's system is too sophisticated to be effectively gamed in this way.<br /></p><p><span class="storytext"><p> So what's a Republican to do? Well, consider this posting on "Rightwingnews.com" by John Hawkins: "Well, in my opinion, we should simply fight fire with fire. That's why I put together a list of key races for Republican blogs to Google bomb."</p> <p>And so it goes. Both sides agree it's too soon to say if any of this is actually having an impact. But one thing is certain — this is only the beginning of a new strategy following in the well-worn footsteps of TV political ads. </p></span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21511120.post-1161670484564121502006-10-23T23:10:00.000-07:002006-10-23T23:14:44.576-07:00The Battle for the Battle for Iraq<p>With an election looming, the anti-war Democrats and the mainstream media have gone into overdrive in their attempts to undermine support for the fight in Iraq. They lied about the conclusions drawn by all of America's intelligence services. They continue to emphasise the deaths of American soldiers while ignoring all they've done. They talk about splitting the country apart, thus ceding part to Iran, part to al-Qaeda and part to war with Turkey. They can't even decide whether they want to send more troops, or pull all our troops out -- and if the latter, whether precipitously or on a predetermined schedule.</p><br /><p>Above all, Democrats and the media are desperate to see Iraq as a repeat of Vietnam. The irony is that it can only become so if the Democrats win.</p><br /><p>There was a brief, but intense, flurry in the media last week. "Bush Accepts Iraq-Vietnam Comparison," screamed the headlines after an 18 October interview with ABC news. But the truth is, the President merely agreed with columnist Tom Friedman that the current situation might be compared to the Tet offensive... not, as those on the Left want to hear, to the entirety of Vietnam. That will have to wait until a Democrat-controlled Congress refuses to fund the troops, followed by a humiliating US withdrawal and a wholesale massacre of those who had trusted us to protect them. If we're going to draw analogies, let's at least make them accurate.</p><br /><p>The Tet offensive of January 1968 was a last-ditch attack launched by the Viet Cong during an agreed cease-fire. The VC simultaneously attacked some 80 towns, cities and military bases, hoping to overwhelm the Americans and rally the South Vietnamese to their cause. The attack was a miserable failure, from the enemy's point of view -- over 45,000 VC died, and the Vietnamese declined to give up their democratic government. The Americans stood strong, beating back the multiple surprise attacks with surprisingly few casualties -- about 2,500. The Viet Cong leaders unanimously saw the attack as a complete disaster, and prepared to negotiate a surrender.</p><br /><p>And then Walter Cronkite, the most trusted man in America, told his viewers that "The referees of history may make it a draw." He ominously predicted that the Marine base "Khe Sanh could well fall, with a terrible loss in American lives, prestige, and morale, and this is a tragedy of our stubbornness there." Cronkite sowed doubt about the future of democratic Vietnam, saying that "past performance gives no confidence that the Vietnamese government can cope with its problems, now compounded by the attack on the cities. It may not fall, it may hold on, but it probably won't show the dynamic qualities demanded of this young nation." Cronkite continued, "To say that we are mired in stalemate seems the only realistic, yet unsatisfactory, conclusion." The resulting wave of negative public opinion caused President Johnson to decide against running for reelection, and ultimately forced America to abandon Vietnam, after the Democrats took control of Congress and defunded the war. Congress even refused to send promised aid to Cambodia, where an estimated 1.7 million people died during the Khmer Rouge takeover.</p><br /><p>That's precisely the scenario those on the Left want to repeat. CNN, for instance, recently aired what can only be termed a terrorist propaganda piece. In the film, produced by the enemy and "obtained" by CNN through intermediaries, snipers are seen targeting US soldiers for assassination at will. CNN added a helpful voiceover and interviews painting the "insurgents" as an unstoppable force, telling the viewers that "the deaths will continue" as long as US troops are in Iraq. Representative Duncan Hunter (D-CA), Chairman of the Armed Services Committee, has asked the Pentagon to remove all embedded CNN reporters in response to what some have called "a terrorist snuff film."</p><br /><p>Obviously, the film only shows successful sniper attacks, but the impression is that all such attacks are successful. Unlike al-Jazeera, which airs similar propaganda pieces daily, CNN has the ability to reach -- and influence -- American voters... the real target of terrorist attacks.</p><br /><p>Representative Charles Rangel (D-NY) will head the Ways and Means Committee if the Democrats win in November. When asked how he planned to stop the fighting in Iraq, he replied, "You've got to be able to pay for the war, don't you?" The 73 members of the "Out of Iraq" caucus agree with his viewpoint. Representative James McGovern (D-MA) already has a bill aimed at halting funding for troops in Iraq. Even if they don't directly pull funding for the war, President Bush -- when not fighting trumped-up impeachment hearings -- will be unable to get a single bill through the Democratic House until he complies with their demands. The anti-war faction is not above taking hostages to get what they want.</p><br /><p>And once they force US troops to withdraw from Iraq, their hopeful Vietnam scenario will be complete. Al-Qaeda and Iran will massacre innocent Iraqis, terrorising them into a reign of terror even worse, perhaps, than they suffered under Saddam. Iraq's oil wealth will fuel (no pun intended) a whole new generation of terrorists, with the means to attack targets all over Europe, Asia and America.</p>Article source <a href="http://americandaily.com/article/16151">http://americandaily.com/article/16151</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21511120.post-1138224134346575352004-04-08T13:20:00.000-07:002006-01-26T09:29:58.736-08:00John Kerry seems to own the exclusive <a href="http://sphincter-boy.blogspot.com">sphincter boy</a> title, don't you think? And that fairminded Kos is quite a <a href="http://miserable-failure.blogspot.com">miserable failure</a>, too.<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21511120.post-1138280076157325392004-04-08T04:51:00.000-07:002006-01-26T04:54:36.160-08:00<p>BY JAMES TARANTO<br />Friday, April 2, 2004 5:08 p.m. EST</p><br /><p>‘Screw Them’<br />Markos Moulitsas Zuniga, who runs the Angry Left Daily Kos blog, had this to say in a post yesterday about the murders of four American contractors who were helping to deliver food in Fallujah, Iraq:<br /><br /><br />Every death should be on the front page</p><br /><p>Let the people see what war is like. This isn’t an Xbox game. There are real repercussions to Bush’s folly. </p><br /><p>That said, I feel nothing over the death of merceneries [sic]. They aren’t in Iraq because of orders, or because they are there trying to help the people make Iraq a better place. They are there to wage war for profit. Screw them.<br /></p><br /><p>Zuniga has taken down the original post, but in a new post he acknowledges it and offers a partial retraction, which essentially amounts to saying he didn’t actually “feel nothing”; in fact, he was angry at the victims. Blogger Michael Friedman has a screen shot of the original post.</p><br /><p>It’s worth noting that the Daily Kos is popular among Democratic leaders. Zuniga is a principal in the Armstrong Zuniga political consulting firm, which touts the Daily Kos as “the most popular political weblog with over 3 million monthly visits.” Friedman has a list of congressional candidates who advertise on the site, and in a February posting Zuniga reported that Terry McAuliffe, chairman of the Democratic National Committee, “asked if I would post” a “Message to Blog Community.”</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21511120.post-1138280307838216092004-01-26T04:55:00.000-08:002006-01-26T08:24:16.266-08:00<h2>Only be sure always to call it please... 'research'!</h2><a href="http://www.urbin.net/EWW/sigs/HRCsigs.html">Eclipse's Web Warren</a> was the source of the Hildebeest quotes. My lame excuse comes in the form of the following song:<blockquote><i><font size=2>I am never forget the day I first meet the great Lobachevsky.<br />In one word he told me secret of success in mathematics:<br /><strong>Plagiarize!</strong><br /><br /><strong>Plagiarize,<br />Let no one else's work evade your eyes,<br />Remember why the good Lord made your eyes,<br />So don't shade your eyes,<br /><font color="red">But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize -<br />Only be sure always to call it please 'research'.</font></strong></font></i></blockquote><a href="http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Lobachevsky-lyrics-Tom-Lehrer/D97B21BF6516390448256A7D0024B8B9">Complete lyrics to Tom Lehrer's <em>Lobachevsky</em>.</a><br /><br />No joke, my first cat was named Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky. I was 3 and my father was a mathematician going for his PhD. Go figure.<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21511120.post-1138293830546055532004-01-21T08:43:00.000-08:002006-01-26T08:43:50.546-08:00<h2>Watch and listen to the virtual <a href="http://veepers02.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=90A53CBC-4C78-11D8-89AA-B3EE4054966E">miserable failure</a>!</h2>This character will only be available for 14 days, so hurry over to view it now.<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21511120.post-1138280750482304292004-01-21T05:05:00.000-08:002006-01-26T05:05:50.483-08:00<h2>Watch and listen to the virtual <a href="http://veepers02.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=90A53CBC-4C78-11D8-89AA-B3EE4054966E">miserable failure</a>!</h2>This character will only be available for 14 days, so hurry over to view it now.<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21511120.post-1138293883637347782004-01-09T08:44:00.000-08:002006-01-26T08:44:43.636-08:00Pretty funny... The <a href="http://www.truthlaidbear.com/archives/2003/12/07/weblogs_as_miserable_failure.php"><strong>Truth Laid Bear</strong></a> seems to have recanted on his upset with this blog and it's intentions.<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21511120.post-1138280830664816952004-01-09T05:06:00.000-08:002006-01-26T05:07:10.666-08:00Pretty funny... The <a href="http://www.truthlaidbear.com/archives/2003/12/07/weblogs_as_miserable_failure.php"><strong>Truth Laid Bear</strong></a> seems to have recanted on his upset with this blog and it's intentions.<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21511120.post-1138294083117984162004-01-01T08:46:00.000-08:002006-01-26T08:48:03.130-08:00<h2>A possible new <strong>Miserable Failure</strong> logo???</h2><br /><br /><strong>Could Hillary be the "<em>Mad</em> Cuckold"???</strong><br /><br /><br /><strong>Cuckold </strong><br />(n.) A man whose wife is unfaithful; the husband of an adulteress.<br />(n.) A West Indian plectognath fish (Ostracion triqueter).<br />(n.) The <em><strong>cow</strong></em>fish.<br />(v. t.) To make a cuckold of, as a husband, by seducing his wife, or by her becoming an adulteress.<br /><br /><h1>Miserable Failure</h1><br /><h2>Quotes for the History Books</h2><br /><ul><li><strong>"(Hillary's) most serious deficits are more personal than political. ... She is notoriously thin-skinned, and her stony aloofness makes Al Gore and Bill Bradley look like Cheech and Chong."</strong> -- Clarence Page writing on Hillary Rodham Clinton. <br /><li><strong>"The only reason for her to run for the Senate is to eventually run for president."</strong> -- CNBC's Chris Matthews <br /><li><strong>"Good news: Hillary Clinton is coming to New York to be our senator. They're saying now that she bought a house in Westchester. . . . It must have been very traumatic emotionally, because buying a house -- this is probably the first legal real estate deal she's been involved with."</strong> -- David Letterman, CBS "Late Show" 6/30/99 <br /><li><strong>"LISTEN, HILLARY, GO HOME"</strong> -- A protester's sign that appeared in the background on the first day of Hillary Rodham Clinton's "listening" tour of New York state <br /><li><strong>"As a lifelong active liberal Democrat, I find the choice [between HRC & Mayor Giuliani] not difficult," "In all our campaigns, we were trying to work for decent and intelligent government. Neither Clinton can give us that. It is not in their character; and their hands are too dirty."</strong> -- Bartle Bull, a lawyer and writer who served as Robert F. Kennedy's New York City campaign manager in 1968, writes in an opinion piece published in the New York Post. <br /><li><strong>"And it started. [In] the New York Post today, a column, oh, I won’t mention the woman who wrote it but it, it’s like they’re going after her already on day one: she exaggerates her accomplishments, she has a sense of grandeur, she is deluded, she bends the rules for herself, she has a narcissistic personality disorder. This is gonna get really, really rough."</strong> -- ABC’s Good Morning America co-host Charles Gibson to former Hillary Clinton aide Lisa Caputo, July 7, 1999. <br /><li><strong>"But George, you can hear the questions now: How did you feel about the President having sex with another woman in the White House while you’re First Lady. How you’re gonna be sitting in the Senate one day and you might have to judge a President about lying to the public et cetera, et cetera. The questions are gonna be brutal."</strong> -- ABC’s Good Morning America co-host Charles Gibson to George Stephanopoulos, July 7, 1999 <br /><li>CNN anchor Bernard Shaw: <strong>"Now wait a minute now, this woman brings a lot of strength."</strong><br />Newsday columnist Jimmy Breslin: <strong>"What strength?"</strong><br />Shaw: <strong>"Don’t you agree that she brings a lot of strength to what she is trying to do?"</strong><br />Breslin: <strong>"No, I think that the strength comes from a lot of people on television or in newspapers that just write drivel."</strong><br />-- CNNs Inside Politics, July 8, 1999 <br /><li><strong>"Americans of all political persuasions are coming to the sad realization that [Hillary Clinton]...is a congenital liar."</strong>-- William Safire <br /><li><strong>"She's a Yankee,and many Arkansans are glad she may not come back to the state. You can't betray what you were never loyal to in the first place."</strong> -- Jerry Russell, a long-time Arkansas political consultant on Hillary Clinton. <br /><li><strong>"You stupid, stupid, stupid bastard. My God, Bill, how could you risk everything for that?"</strong> -- Hillary to Bill on his conduct with interns. Bill and Hillary: The Marriage <br /><li><strong>"Everyone is fed up with the creepy dynamics of this warped marriage. We have lost all hope of getting any shred of authenticity from either Bill or Hillary -- unless it's the authenticity of the deluded. They have chosen tactics over truth with such consistency that it's impossible to accept anything they say."</strong> -- New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd. <br /><li><strong>"Hillary loves Bill. And Bill loves Bill. It gives them something in common."</strong> -- Dick Morris <br /><li>"Bill Clinton not only lacks fire in belly, but steel in the spine...He always sends Hillary out to do his dirty Work." -- Arkansas journalist Meredith Oakley during Clinton's 1990 campaign for Governor. <br /><li>"Hillary is tougher and more disciplined than Bill is. And she's more analytical. Among his faults, he has a tendency not to think of the consequences of the things he says. I think she knows. She's got a a ten-second delay. If something comes to her mind she doesn't think will play right, she cuts it off before anyone knows she's thinking it." -- 60 Minutes correspondent Steve Kroft <br /><li>Hillary won a cookie bakeoff with First Lady Barbara Bush. Hillary's cookies were baked by a friend's cook. <br /><li>"She is married to a fellow who believes that politics is all about turning enemies in to friends. Her attitude, friends say, is that enemies are enemies for life and should be consigned to the outer darkness, then vaporized." -- columnist Gloria Borger on Bill and Hillary Clinton. <br /><li>"It is as if Bill Clinton looked us directly in the eye, and waggling his finger, said: 'I want you to listen to me. I never discussed clemency for terrorists with that woman, Ms. Clinton. Not a single time; never.' " -- New York Times columnist William Safire. <br /><li>"Hillary's choice was not to know what she knew." -- Hillary's Choice by Gail Sheehy <br /><li>"Hillary Clinton in an apron is like Michael Dukakis in a tank." --Political consultant Roger Ailes during the 1992 campaign <br /><li>"It takes a child to raze a village." <br /><li>"Bill and Hillary possess that rare blend of grade A Machiavellian caginess combined with the luck of a two-time Powerball winner" -- Dennis Miller <br /><li>Hillary's gut political judgment is always the same: go for the jugular even when it's self-destructive. -- Dick Morris <br /><li>"If I didn't kick Bill Clinton's ass every day, he wouldn't be worth anything." - HRC, Bloodsport pg 91 <br /><li>"If Reganomics works at all, Whitewater could become the western hemisphere's mecca." - HRC in a 1981 letter to Jim McDougal, Bloodsport <br /><li>"She goes to state dinners with her lesbian friends,<br />Makes big investments with high dividends,<br />Forgets to pay taxes but then makes amends,<br />That's why the First Lady is a tramp."<br />-Don Imus <br /><li>Exhibit 1:"The president has pursued a strategy of deceiving the American people and Congress since January 1998, delaying and impeding the criminal investigation for seven months and deceiving the American people and Congress in August 1998." <br />-- Independent counsel Kenneth W. Starr, in a report to Congress accusing President Clinton of obstruction of justice, witness tampering, abuse of his presidential powers and perjury -- evidence that may constitute grounds for an impeachment. <br />Exhibit 2:"Impeachment should apply to those offenses which proceed from the misconduct of public men or, in other words, from the abuse or violation of some public trust. They are of a nature which may with peculiar propriety be denominated political, as they relate chiefly to injuries done immediately to society itself." -- Hillary Rodham and the Democratic staff of the House Judiciary Committee, 1974, quoting from Alexander Hamilton in one of the Federalist Papers. <br /><li>Hillary Rodham Clinton and Matt Lauer.<br />LAUER: Let me take you and your husband out of this for a second. Bill and Hillary Clinton aren’t involved in this story. If an American president had an adulterous liaison in the White House and lied to cover it up, should the American people ask for his resignation?<br />HR CLINTON: Well, they should certainly be concerned about it.<br />LAUER: Should they ask for his resignation? <br />HR CLINTON: Well, I think that if all that were proven true, I think that would be a very serious offense. <br /><li>Tart tongues are tittering about the lovefest Hillary Clinton enjoyed this week on the Rosie O'Donnell show. The two wore nearly identical dark pant suits, and the hefty hostess kept referring to her guest affectionately as "Hill."...Time magazine [is] preparing to anoint Hillary -- who's already on the cover of Vogue -- as its Person of the Year. And yesterday, Hillary was back on TV on Today giving Katie Couric a tour of the white House Christmas decorations. The Horndog-in-Chief barely got a word in edgewise. When Couric asked what they were thankful for this year, Hillary said, "We're healthy, and we're sill here to do the job we were sent here to do." Notice the use of the word "we." -- Page Six, New York Post, December 10, 1998 <br /><li>Give Hillary a few billion, she'll invest us out of the deficit. <br /><li>"The greed of the 1980s can be summed up in two words: Cattle Futures!" <br /><li>First Lady Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpeonaed documents "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." -- James B. Stewart - Blood Sport:The President and His Adversaries <br /><li>"I have to confess that it's crossed my mind that you could not be a Republican and a Christian." - First "Co-President" Lady Hillary R. Clinton, source: Richmond Times-Dispatch, page A-10, March 1, 1997 <br /><li>"When the [former Director of Management and Administration David] Watkins memo contradicted Mrs. Clinton's account of the travel office firings, Fabiani told reporters that 'her statements are true and his are false.' Fabiani said he arrived at this conclusion without independently verifying the statements and without interviewing Mrs. Clinton or Watkins." -- (Los Angeles Times, 2/2/96) <br /><li>If [Hillary Clinton's New York state] Listening Tour had been any further scripted, it would have to have been registered with the Writers Guild. <br /><li>"According to a new poll, 67% of men would love to have Hillary Clinton as a wife. Well, sure, look what you could get away with." -- Jay Leno <br /><li>"I think for me, the sickest and scariest kind of rage is the Hillary Clinton kind of rage. You know, the perpetual permafrost smile she wears that's hiding a well of fury deeper than Barry White's voice during a bout of pneumonia." -- Dennis Miller <br /><li>"What can you say about Hillary Clinton that hasn't already been muttered under somebody else's breath?" -- Dennis Miller <br /><li>"The independent counsel concludes that Mrs. Clinton's sworn testimony that she had no input into [presidential aide David] Watkins' decision or role in the travel-office firings is factually inaccurate." -- Independent Counsel Robert Ray's official assessment of the credibility of Hillary Rodham Clinton's testimony under oath. <br /><li>HRC started her term in the Senate by missing her first vote. <br /><li>"So her route to glory and heroism lie not in the accommodations that would make her a good senator, but in obnoxious overstatement of the sort she indulged in this weekend." -- New York Post Columnist John Podhoretz, March 2001 <br /><li>"No one should have to leave their hometown, their families and their roots to find a good job in America." -- HRC, Floor of the US Senate, March 1, 2001 <br /><li>"When the Senate overwhelmingly confirmed Viet Dinh and Michael Chertoff as assistant attorneys general, Mrs. Clinton cast the only vote against either man. Were her reasons serious, or spiteful? You decide. Both men were lawyers with the Senate Whitewater Committee." -- Peggy Noonan, Wall Street Journal, 5/29/2001 <br /><li>"Anyone who gets his or her political news primarily from the New York Times (which made the ethically challenged carpetbagger Hillary a senator) is a fool." -- Camille Paglia <br /><li>"[Hillary Clinton] cannot defend her own rights against her husband. How can she defend the rights of my country?" -- General Suhaila Siddiq, Afghanistan's only woman general, a surgeon, hospital director and heroine to a generation of young women who remained in the country, The [London] Times, WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 28 2001 <br /><li>"Since when do we raise taxes in a recession? This is the most irresponsible idea Senator Clinton has come up with since her attempt to nationalize America's health care system in 1993." -- Former New York Republican Rep. Jack Kemp, co-director of Empower America, condemning Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's call for a tax increase on NBC's Meet the Press. <br /><li>"Our challenge is much more pervasive than it would be if we were just facing one enemy in one place. [Instead there is] the Middle East, Iraq, North Korea, Iran. There's a relatively long list that we believe are linked to the al Qaeda network in the Philippines, in Indonesia and in Yemen and other places. That makes it very clear that this is a global network." -- Hillary Rodham Clinton, borrowing a page from President Bush's "axis of evil" speech, during a weekend address in Dix Hills, N.Y. <br /><li>"As women and as lawyers, we must never again shy from raising our voices against sexual harassment." - Hillary Rodham Clinton, at a 1992 American Bar Association luncheon praising Anita Hill. <br /><li>King Hillary, the Balls of the Imperial Clinton White House <br /><li>"...when President Clinton went into Kosovo, he didn’t have Security Council authorization." -- Senator Hillary Clinton, Sept. 15, 2000, Meet the Press <br /><li>"My husband may have his faults, but he has never lied to me." -- HRC, "Living History", page 465 <br /><li>"At a minimum Hillary was Bill’s defender and sexual enabler. At maximum, she was actually a co-abuser of these exploited women she should have defended as her feminist sisters." -- The Hillary Blitz, By Lowell Ponte, | June 10, 2003 <br /><li>Two first ladies got together for a chat on national network television last night, one of them the former first lady of the land and the other the reigning first lady of network news. It was by no means a contest, but Barbara Walters came away from it looking better than Hillary Rodham Clinton, the celebrated interviewee. By "better," I think what I mean is "more recognizably human." -- Tom Shales, Washington Post, Monday, June 9, 2003; Page C01 <br /><li><em>"I felt so sorry for Hillary. Even though I'd fallen in love with Bill - and wanted to have his love child - I knew in my heart that he was just a lowdown horndog who couldn't keep his pants zipped."</em> -- Monica Lewinsky to biographer Andrew Morton (Source: New York Post). <br /><li>"<em>Isn't it amazing that the very same people who believe Saddam never had weapons of mass destruction also believe that Hillary found out the truth about Monica only two days before Bill Clinton's grand jury testimony?"</em> -- Mona Charen <br /><li><em>"But [Hillary Clinton] can't even give a speech. She has no ability to interact with people in a spontaneous way." </em>-- Camille Paglia <br /><li>"<em>However, it says something unflattering about our era that prominent political figures--who used to write declarations of independence, preambles to constitutions, Gettysburg addresses, and such--now use the alphabet only to make primitive artifacts, like the letter-inscribed tablet that Charlemagne is said to have put under his pillow each night, in the hope he'd wake up literate. Conservatives, including most of the Founding Fathers, have always worried that the price of a democratic system would be a mediocre nation. But George Washington and William F. Buckley Jr. put together could not have foreseen, in their gloomiest moments, the rise of Clinton-style über-mediocrity--with its soaring commonplaces, its pumped trifling, its platinum-grade triviality. The Alpha-dork husband, the super-twerp wife, and the hyper-wonk vice president--together with all their mega-weenie water carriers, such as vicious pit gerbil George Stephanopoulos and Eastern diamondback rattleworm Sidney Blumenthal--spent eight years trying to make America nothing to brag about."</em> -- P.J O'Rourke on HRC's book <br /><li>"<em>Boring others is a form of aggression, and Hillary attacks her public with the weapon of brutal dullness."</em> -- P.J O'Rourke on HRC's book <br /><li>After listening to Jiang Zemin explain that the Tibetans had been liberated by the Chinese, Hillary concludes, <em>"I don't think Jiang . . . was being quite straight with me on Tibet." </em><br /><li>Babba Wawa: <em>"Ann, I bet you've never seen two women getting it on in public, have you?"</em><br />Ann Coulter: (about a six second pause) <em>"Actually, Barbara, I watched the Catie Couric/Hillary Clinton interview (also ABC) yesterday morning so, yes, I have seen two women getting it on in public." </em><br /><li>"We must stop thinking of the individual and start thinking about what is best for society." [Hillary Clinton, 1993]..... <br /><li>"Hillary Clinton, like her husband, both have said, 'We know what goes on in the White House, we've been there. We know how things work.' So I think it's very telling she assumes right off the bat that there is a cover up," -- said Cheri Jacobus. <br /><li>"Communist Party cadres should study the speeches of Hillary Clinton because she offers a very good example of the skills of propaganda. Her sentences are short and stimulating. That's why she gets a lot of applause. But Chinese people have a habit of giving long speeches in which the sentences are long and tedious." -- Yu Quanyu, director of the Chinese Academy of Social Studies, in Ideological and Political Work Studies. <br /><li>"In truth, Hillary is just one of a group of supremely powerful women, some of whom have learned to expertly play the victim card for their own benefit, others who peddle victimization and fear in order to influence you..." -- longtime Ladies Home Journal editor in chief Myrna Blyth <br /><li>Did you hear what the troops were calling the Sikorsky Blackhawk which Hillary used to tour Iraq? "Broomstick One" </ul><br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21511120.post-1138280983976795292004-01-01T05:09:00.000-08:002006-01-26T05:15:05.006-08:00<h2>A possible new <strong>Miserable Failure</strong> logo???</h2><br /><br /><strong>Could Hillary be the "<em>Mad</em> Cuckold"???</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://www.la4israel.org/images/madcow-1.gif"><br /><br /><strong>Cuckold </strong><br />(n.) A man whose wife is unfaithful; the husband of an adulteress.<br />(n.) A West Indian plectognath fish (Ostracion triqueter).<br />(n.) The <em><strong>cow</strong></em>fish.<br />(v. t.) To make a cuckold of, as a husband, by seducing his wife, or by her becoming an adulteress.<br /><br /> <span class="PostFooter"><br /> - posted by Blog Admin @ <a href="http://miserable-failure.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_miserable-failure_archive.html#107276064924342671" title="permanent link">1/1/2004 05:02:32 PM</a> <br /> </span><br /> <br /><br /><br /> <br /> <div class="Post"><br /> <br /> <a name="107300526786005721"> </a><br /><br /> <br /> <h1>Miserable Failure</h1><br /><h2>Quotes for the History Books</h2><br /><ul><li><strong>"(Hillary's) most serious deficits are more personal than political. ... She is notoriously thin-skinned, and her stony aloofness makes Al Gore and Bill Bradley look like Cheech and Chong."</strong> -- Clarence Page writing on Hillary Rodham Clinton. <br /><li><strong>"The only reason for her to run for the Senate is to eventually run for president."</strong> -- CNBC's Chris Matthews <br /><li><strong>"Good news: Hillary Clinton is coming to New York to be our senator. They're saying now that she bought a house in Westchester. . . . It must have been very traumatic emotionally, because buying a house -- this is probably the first legal real estate deal she's been involved with."</strong> -- David Letterman, CBS "Late Show" 6/30/99 <br /><li><strong>"LISTEN, HILLARY, GO HOME"</strong> -- A protester's sign that appeared in the background on the first day of Hillary Rodham Clinton's "listening" tour of New York state <br /><li><strong>"As a lifelong active liberal Democrat, I find the choice [between HRC & Mayor Giuliani] not difficult," "In all our campaigns, we were trying to work for decent and intelligent government. Neither Clinton can give us that. It is not in their character; and their hands are too dirty."</strong> -- Bartle Bull, a lawyer and writer who served as Robert F. Kennedy's New York City campaign manager in 1968, writes in an opinion piece published in the New York Post. <br /><li><strong>"And it started. [In] the New York Post today, a column, oh, I won’t mention the woman who wrote it but it, it’s like they’re going after her already on day one: she exaggerates her accomplishments, she has a sense of grandeur, she is deluded, she bends the rules for herself, she has a narcissistic personality disorder. This is gonna get really, really rough."</strong> -- ABC’s Good Morning America co-host Charles Gibson to former Hillary Clinton aide Lisa Caputo, July 7, 1999. <br /><li><strong>"But George, you can hear the questions now: How did you feel about the President having sex with another woman in the White House while you’re First Lady. How you’re gonna be sitting in the Senate one day and you might have to judge a President about lying to the public et cetera, et cetera. The questions are gonna be brutal."</strong> -- ABC’s Good Morning America co-host Charles Gibson to George Stephanopoulos, July 7, 1999 <br /><li>CNN anchor Bernard Shaw: <strong>"Now wait a minute now, this woman brings a lot of strength."</strong><br />Newsday columnist Jimmy Breslin: <strong>"What strength?"</strong><br />Shaw: <strong>"Don’t you agree that she brings a lot of strength to what she is trying to do?"</strong><br />Breslin: <strong>"No, I think that the strength comes from a lot of people on television or in newspapers that just write drivel."</strong><br />-- CNNs Inside Politics, July 8, 1999 <br /><li><strong>"Americans of all political persuasions are coming to the sad realization that [Hillary Clinton]...is a congenital liar."</strong>-- William Safire <br /><li><strong>"She's a Yankee,and many Arkansans are glad she may not come back to the state. You can't betray what you were never loyal to in the first place."</strong> -- Jerry Russell, a long-time Arkansas political consultant on Hillary Clinton. <br /><li><strong>"You stupid, stupid, stupid bastard. My God, Bill, how could you risk everything for that?"</strong> -- Hillary to Bill on his conduct with interns. Bill and Hillary: The Marriage <br /><li><strong>"Everyone is fed up with the creepy dynamics of this warped marriage. We have lost all hope of getting any shred of authenticity from either Bill or Hillary -- unless it's the authenticity of the deluded. They have chosen tactics over truth with such consistency that it's impossible to accept anything they say."</strong> -- New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd. <br /><li><strong>"Hillary loves Bill. And Bill loves Bill. It gives them something in common."</strong> -- Dick Morris <br /><li>"Bill Clinton not only lacks fire in belly, but steel in the spine...He always sends Hillary out to do his dirty Work." -- Arkansas journalist Meredith Oakley during Clinton's 1990 campaign for Governor. <br /><li>"Hillary is tougher and more disciplined than Bill is. And she's more analytical. Among his faults, he has a tendency not to think of the consequences of the things he says. I think she knows. She's got a a ten-second delay. If something comes to her mind she doesn't think will play right, she cuts it off before anyone knows she's thinking it." -- 60 Minutes correspondent Steve Kroft <br /><li>Hillary won a cookie bakeoff with First Lady Barbara Bush. Hillary's cookies were baked by a friend's cook. <br /><li>"She is married to a fellow who believes that politics is all about turning enemies in to friends. Her attitude, friends say, is that enemies are enemies for life and should be consigned to the outer darkness, then vaporized." -- columnist Gloria Borger on Bill and Hillary Clinton. <br /><li>"It is as if Bill Clinton looked us directly in the eye, and waggling his finger, said: 'I want you to listen to me. I never discussed clemency for terrorists with that woman, Ms. Clinton. Not a single time; never.' " -- New York Times columnist William Safire. <br /><li>"Hillary's choice was not to know what she knew." -- Hillary's Choice by Gail Sheehy <br /><li>"Hillary Clinton in an apron is like Michael Dukakis in a tank." --Political consultant Roger Ailes during the 1992 campaign <br /><li>"It takes a child to raze a village." <br /><li>"Bill and Hillary possess that rare blend of grade A Machiavellian caginess combined with the luck of a two-time Powerball winner" -- Dennis Miller <br /><li>Hillary's gut political judgment is always the same: go for the jugular even when it's self-destructive. -- Dick Morris <br /><li>"If I didn't kick Bill Clinton's ass every day, he wouldn't be worth anything." - HRC, Bloodsport pg 91 <br /><li>"If Reganomics works at all, Whitewater could become the western hemisphere's mecca." - HRC in a 1981 letter to Jim McDougal, Bloodsport <br /><li>"She goes to state dinners with her lesbian friends,<br />Makes big investments with high dividends,<br />Forgets to pay taxes but then makes amends,<br />That's why the First Lady is a tramp."<br />-Don Imus <br /><li>Exhibit 1:"The president has pursued a strategy of deceiving the American people and Congress since January 1998, delaying and impeding the criminal investigation for seven months and deceiving the American people and Congress in August 1998." <br />-- Independent counsel Kenneth W. Starr, in a report to Congress accusing President Clinton of obstruction of justice, witness tampering, abuse of his presidential powers and perjury -- evidence that may constitute grounds for an impeachment. <br />Exhibit 2:"Impeachment should apply to those offenses which proceed from the misconduct of public men or, in other words, from the abuse or violation of some public trust. They are of a nature which may with peculiar propriety be denominated political, as they relate chiefly to injuries done immediately to society itself." -- Hillary Rodham and the Democratic staff of the House Judiciary Committee, 1974, quoting from Alexander Hamilton in one of the Federalist Papers. <br /><li>Hillary Rodham Clinton and Matt Lauer.<br />LAUER: Let me take you and your husband out of this for a second. Bill and Hillary Clinton aren’t involved in this story. If an American president had an adulterous liaison in the White House and lied to cover it up, should the American people ask for his resignation?<br />HR CLINTON: Well, they should certainly be concerned about it.<br />LAUER: Should they ask for his resignation? <br />HR CLINTON: Well, I think that if all that were proven true, I think that would be a very serious offense. <br /><li>Tart tongues are tittering about the lovefest Hillary Clinton enjoyed this week on the Rosie O'Donnell show. The two wore nearly identical dark pant suits, and the hefty hostess kept referring to her guest affectionately as "Hill."...Time magazine [is] preparing to anoint Hillary -- who's already on the cover of Vogue -- as its Person of the Year. And yesterday, Hillary was back on TV on Today giving Katie Couric a tour of the white House Christmas decorations. The Horndog-in-Chief barely got a word in edgewise. When Couric asked what they were thankful for this year, Hillary said, "We're healthy, and we're sill here to do the job we were sent here to do." Notice the use of the word "we." -- Page Six, New York Post, December 10, 1998 <br /><li>Give Hillary a few billion, she'll invest us out of the deficit. <br /><li>"The greed of the 1980s can be summed up in two words: Cattle Futures!" <br /><li>First Lady Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpeonaed documents "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." -- James B. Stewart - Blood Sport:The President and His Adversaries <br /><li>"I have to confess that it's crossed my mind that you could not be a Republican and a Christian." - First "Co-President" Lady Hillary R. Clinton, source: Richmond Times-Dispatch, page A-10, March 1, 1997 <br /><li>"When the [former Director of Management and Administration David] Watkins memo contradicted Mrs. Clinton's account of the travel office firings, Fabiani told reporters that 'her statements are true and his are false.' Fabiani said he arrived at this conclusion without independently verifying the statements and without interviewing Mrs. Clinton or Watkins." -- (Los Angeles Times, 2/2/96) <br /><li>If [Hillary Clinton's New York state] Listening Tour had been any further scripted, it would have to have been registered with the Writers Guild. <br /><li>"According to a new poll, 67% of men would love to have Hillary Clinton as a wife. Well, sure, look what you could get away with." -- Jay Leno <br /><li>"I think for me, the sickest and scariest kind of rage is the Hillary Clinton kind of rage. You know, the perpetual permafrost smile she wears that's hiding a well of fury deeper than Barry White's voice during a bout of pneumonia." -- Dennis Miller <br /><li>"What can you say about Hillary Clinton that hasn't already been muttered under somebody else's breath?" -- Dennis Miller <br /><li>"The independent counsel concludes that Mrs. Clinton's sworn testimony that she had no input into [presidential aide David] Watkins' decision or role in the travel-office firings is factually inaccurate." -- Independent Counsel Robert Ray's official assessment of the credibility of Hillary Rodham Clinton's testimony under oath. <br /><li>HRC started her term in the Senate by missing her first vote. <br /><li>"So her route to glory and heroism lie not in the accommodations that would make her a good senator, but in obnoxious overstatement of the sort she indulged in this weekend." -- New York Post Columnist John Podhoretz, March 2001 <br /><li>"No one should have to leave their hometown, their families and their roots to find a good job in America." -- HRC, Floor of the US Senate, March 1, 2001 <br /><li>"When the Senate overwhelmingly confirmed Viet Dinh and Michael Chertoff as assistant attorneys general, Mrs. Clinton cast the only vote against either man. Were her reasons serious, or spiteful? You decide. Both men were lawyers with the Senate Whitewater Committee." -- Peggy Noonan, Wall Street Journal, 5/29/2001 <br /><li>"Anyone who gets his or her political news primarily from the New York Times (which made the ethically challenged carpetbagger Hillary a senator) is a fool." -- Camille Paglia <br /><li>"[Hillary Clinton] cannot defend her own rights against her husband. How can she defend the rights of my country?" -- General Suhaila Siddiq, Afghanistan's only woman general, a surgeon, hospital director and heroine to a generation of young women who remained in the country, The [London] Times, WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 28 2001 <br /><li>"Since when do we raise taxes in a recession? This is the most irresponsible idea Senator Clinton has come up with since her attempt to nationalize America's health care system in 1993." -- Former New York Republican Rep. Jack Kemp, co-director of Empower America, condemning Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton's call for a tax increase on NBC's Meet the Press. <br /><li>"Our challenge is much more pervasive than it would be if we were just facing one enemy in one place. [Instead there is] the Middle East, Iraq, North Korea, Iran. There's a relatively long list that we believe are linked to the al Qaeda network in the Philippines, in Indonesia and in Yemen and other places. That makes it very clear that this is a global network." -- Hillary Rodham Clinton, borrowing a page from President Bush's "axis of evil" speech, during a weekend address in Dix Hills, N.Y. <br /><li>"As women and as lawyers, we must never again shy from raising our voices against sexual harassment." - Hillary Rodham Clinton, at a 1992 American Bar Association luncheon praising Anita Hill. <br /><li>King Hillary, the Balls of the Imperial Clinton White House <br /><li>"...when President Clinton went into Kosovo, he didn’t have Security Council authorization." -- Senator Hillary Clinton, Sept. 15, 2000, Meet the Press <br /><li>"My husband may have his faults, but he has never lied to me." -- HRC, "Living History", page 465 <br /><li>"At a minimum Hillary was Bill’s defender and sexual enabler. At maximum, she was actually a co-abuser of these exploited women she should have defended as her feminist sisters." -- The Hillary Blitz, By Lowell Ponte, | June 10, 2003 <br /><li>Two first ladies got together for a chat on national network television last night, one of them the former first lady of the land and the other the reigning first lady of network news. It was by no means a contest, but Barbara Walters came away from it looking better than Hillary Rodham Clinton, the celebrated interviewee. By "better," I think what I mean is "more recognizably human." -- Tom Shales, Washington Post, Monday, June 9, 2003; Page C01 <br /><li><em>"I felt so sorry for Hillary. Even though I'd fallen in love with Bill - and wanted to have his love child - I knew in my heart that he was just a lowdown horndog who couldn't keep his pants zipped."</em> -- Monica Lewinsky to biographer Andrew Morton (Source: New York Post). <br /><li>"<em>Isn't it amazing that the very same people who believe Saddam never had weapons of mass destruction also believe that Hillary found out the truth about Monica only two days before Bill Clinton's grand jury testimony?"</em> -- Mona Charen <br /><li><em>"But [Hillary Clinton] can't even give a speech. She has no ability to interact with people in a spontaneous way." </em>-- Camille Paglia <br /><li>"<em>However, it says something unflattering about our era that prominent political figures--who used to write declarations of independence, preambles to constitutions, Gettysburg addresses, and such--now use the alphabet only to make primitive artifacts, like the letter-inscribed tablet that Charlemagne is said to have put under his pillow each night, in the hope he'd wake up literate. Conservatives, including most of the Founding Fathers, have always worried that the price of a democratic system would be a mediocre nation. But George Washington and William F. Buckley Jr. put together could not have foreseen, in their gloomiest moments, the rise of Clinton-style über-mediocrity--with its soaring commonplaces, its pumped trifling, its platinum-grade triviality. The Alpha-dork husband, the super-twerp wife, and the hyper-wonk vice president--together with all their mega-weenie water carriers, such as vicious pit gerbil George Stephanopoulos and Eastern diamondback rattleworm Sidney Blumenthal--spent eight years trying to make America nothing to brag about."</em> -- P.J O'Rourke on HRC's book <br /><li>"<em>Boring others is a form of aggression, and Hillary attacks her public with the weapon of brutal dullness."</em> -- P.J O'Rourke on HRC's book <br /><li>After listening to Jiang Zemin explain that the Tibetans had been liberated by the Chinese, Hillary concludes, <em>"I don't think Jiang . . . was being quite straight with me on Tibet." </em><br /><li>Babba Wawa: <em>"Ann, I bet you've never seen two women getting it on in public, have you?"</em><br />Ann Coulter: (about a six second pause) <em>"Actually, Barbara, I watched the Catie Couric/Hillary Clinton interview (also ABC) yesterday morning so, yes, I have seen two women getting it on in public." </em><br /><li>"We must stop thinking of the individual and start thinking about what is best for society." [Hillary Clinton, 1993]..... <br /><li>"Hillary Clinton, like her husband, both have said, 'We know what goes on in the White House, we've been there. We know how things work.' So I think it's very telling she assumes right off the bat that there is a cover up," -- said Cheri Jacobus. <br /><li>"Communist Party cadres should study the speeches of Hillary Clinton because she offers a very good example of the skills of propaganda. Her sentences are short and stimulating. That's why she gets a lot of applause. But Chinese people have a habit of giving long speeches in which the sentences are long and tedious." -- Yu Quanyu, director of the Chinese Academy of Social Studies, in Ideological and Political Work Studies. <br /><li>"In truth, Hillary is just one of a group of supremely powerful women, some of whom have learned to expertly play the victim card for their own benefit, others who peddle victimization and fear in order to influence you..." -- longtime Ladies Home Journal editor in chief Myrna Blyth <br /><li>Did you hear what the troops were calling the Sikorsky Blackhawk which Hillary used to tour Iraq? "Broomstick One" </ul><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21511120.post-1138294149667652362003-12-28T08:48:00.000-08:002006-01-26T08:49:09.666-08:00<a href="http://physicsgeek.blog-city.com/read/408355.htm">Impressive effort</a> by new blogroll member Physics Geek.<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21511120.post-1138294202282524862003-12-26T08:49:00.000-08:002006-01-26T08:50:02.283-08:00Wow, out of nowhere, <strong>Dhimmi Carter</strong> is making this more of a horserace, now placing second. We're still holding steady at 6th place, not losing more ground to Michael Moore.<br /><br /><h1>You may also want to check out the <a href="http://miserable-failure.blogspot.com">Miserable Failure</a> Project</h1><br />and the<br /><h1><a href="http://cuckolded-dyke.blogspot.com">cuckolded dyke</a> Project</h1><br />and the<br /><h1><a href="http://lying-sack-of-shit.blogspot.com">lying sack of shit</a> project</h1><br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21511120.post-1138294265031325232003-12-23T08:50:00.000-08:002006-01-26T08:51:05.033-08:00Gee... it's a horserace.<br /><br />Out of nowhere, someone has gotten Michael Moore to rank in the top 10 for <a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com">miserable failure</a>.<br /><br />In the interest of "one good turn deserves another", you go, guys. Here's a push.<br /><br />I hope the movers of that project can return the favor.<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21511120.post-1138294362097335742003-12-20T08:52:00.000-08:002006-01-26T08:52:42.096-08:00<h1>Veni, Vidi, Googlebombed the <em>Miserable Failure</em></h1><h2>December 20, 2003: #5</h2><br />While there have been attempts to link to <a href="http://clinton.senate.gov/">Senator Clinton's website</a> and associate THAT with the term <em><a href="http://www.google.com/search?&q=miserable+failure">miserable failure</a></em>, it has hardly been as successful.<br /><br />For what it's worth, I will try to bring that attempt in my wake. It would be especially sweet to present the unchallenged <a href="http://cuckolded-dyke.blogspot.com">cuckolded dyke</a> with a new year's gift.<br /><br />Oh, and by the way, Google "<a href="http://www.google.com/search?&q=cuckolded+dyke">cuckolded dyke</a>".<br /><br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21511120.post-1138294413761758202003-12-18T08:52:00.000-08:002006-01-26T08:53:33.763-08:00Now some may think I'm risking the wrath of the Clintons with this site, but I can handle the cuckolded harpy who is the greatest miserable failure I can think of.<br /><br /><img src="http://la4israel.org/images/hillary-harpy.gif" alt="miserable failure"><br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21511120.post-1138294650962418452003-12-16T08:54:00.000-08:002006-01-26T08:57:30.966-08:00<h1>Back to the <em>Miserable Failure Project </em>Archives</h1><br />Al Sharpton reminds all "bloodsucking Jews" to vote for <a href="http://www.stentorian.com/politics/sharpton.html">Hillary Clinton</a> and Al Gore. Hillary wants "f*****g Jew bastards'" support <a href="http://www.drudgereport.com/mat28c.htm">according to Drudge</a>.<blockquote><font size=2 color=blue>XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX FRIDAY JULY 14, 2000 12:00:00 ET XXXXX<br />BOOK CHARGES: HILLARY CALLED AIDE ‘JEW BASTARD’ <br /><br />**World Exclusive**<br />**Contains Graphic Description** <br /><br />Hillary Clinton has angered Jewish voters in New York and nationally with her controversial support of a Palestinian State, and her <strong>startling embrace of Yasser Arafat’s wife</strong>. <br /><br />Questions remain, and the debate intensifies, as to whether she can win the crucial Jewish vote in New York as she wages a neck-and-neck battle with Congressman Rick Lazio, who has made the Jewish question a campaign issue.<br /><br />Now, as the race comes down to the wire, a new book is set to explore the first lady’s feelings about Jews and anti-Semitic sentiments held by certain Rodham family members.<br /><br />Biographer Jerry Oppenheimer’s new book STATE OF A UNION: INSIDE THE COMPLEX MARRIAGE OF BILL AND HILLARY CLINTON will not be released by HARPERCOLLINS until Tuesday, but the DRUDGE REPORT can reveal: <br /><br /><strong>In one particularly shocking passage in the book, Oppenheimer quotes a campaign official who describes an angry attack by Hillary in which she screams at him, <em>"You fucking Jew bastard!" </em></strong><br /><br />Two sourced eyewitnesses confirmed to Oppenheimer that they heard the verbal assault.<br />[Sources tell DRUDGE that Dick Morris is not the campaign official.] <br /><br />"One anti-Semitic slur slung in anger hardly defines a person, and Hillary has always had a tendency when angry to go for the gut," Oppenheimer writes. <br /><br />But, unfortunately, according to UNION, <strong>that was neither the first nor the last time Hillary had used such a slur</strong>. And there is a darker side to the story.<br /><br />In probing Rodham family roots, Oppenheimer writes that <strong>Hillary's paternal grandmother was known for her violent antipathy toward Jews and Catholics</strong>, something Hillary‘s father heard while growing up. <br /><br />Oppenheimer discovered from family sources a vein of anti-Semitism that was sparked after Hillary’s maternal grandmother got married for the second time to a Jew, a Chicago businessman named Max Rosenberg.<br /><br />According to the book, Hillary’s mother, Dorothy Rodham, held a life-long grudge against Rosenberg, and made Jewish slurs, according to an on the record family member quoted by Oppenheimer. <br /><br />When asked about Hillary’s Jewish connection and the Rosenberg marriage, Hillary’s brother, Tony, told Oppenheimer firmly, "It was no big deal. In our family, with my brother, myself, my sister, my mother, my father, we‘re not Jewish in any way, shape or form." <br /><br />MORE<br /><br />The book, which ranked #5,360 on the AMAZON sales list [7/14 12:00 ET], caused immediate anger inside of Hillary Clinton’s campaign office.<br /><br />"This is malicious trash written by a former NATIONAL ENQUIRER reporter!" one campaign staffer said after being read excerpts from the book.<br /><br /><em><strong>"Oppenheimer’s work came in well-sourced,"</strong></em> countered a publishing insider. <em><strong>"His intense study of Hillary hurts, cause it is factual."</strong></em><br /><br />Impacting.</font></blockquote><br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21511120.post-1138294731621669682003-12-15T08:58:00.000-08:002006-01-26T08:58:51.623-08:00<h1><a href="http://www.google.com/search?&q=miserable+failure">Miserable Failure</a> </h1>Google Rankwatch: <h2>12/16/2003 1:35pm PST <br />#9</h2>Click the above link to see the current ranking.<br /><br />The project will continue to gain momentum until it hits #1.<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21511120.post-1138294991677672672003-12-13T09:00:00.000-08:002006-01-26T09:04:06.366-08:00<h1><strong>Miserable Failure</strong> Project</h1><br /><br />In 6 days, I'm at #10 for a <a href="http://www.google.com/search?&q=miserable+failure">google search for miserable failure</a> and rising with a bullet.<br /><br />Reciprocal links using the anchor text <strong>"miserable failure"</strong> will be acknowledged and added to the Project's blogroll on the site. Feel free to add the following image to your blog, and link it, preferably with anchor text, to http://miserable-failure.blogspot.com<br /><br /><br />There's a good chance of getting to the top 5 within a week, given my prior experience with Google search engine ranking work. (It's what I do when I'm not blogging.)<br /><br />Leave your messages on the <strong>Miserable Failure Project</strong> thread at the Rantblog.<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21511120.post-1138295166097057822003-12-12T09:04:00.000-08:002006-01-26T09:06:06.096-08:00<h1>Dean and Gore Debate the width of Hillary's Cankles</h1><br /><h2>Hillary's diet has clearly been a <a href="http://miserable-failure.blogspot.com">miserable failure</a> of immense proportions.</h2><br /><br />Or maybe Dean and Gore are having a spat over whose tongue went further up the other's tuchus last week?<br /><br />There's a contest for more captions for this image, <a href="http://la4israel.org/wordpress/index.php?m=200312#post-861">here</a>.<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21511120.post-1138295460462942492003-12-07T09:06:00.000-08:002006-01-26T09:12:52.643-08:00<center><h1>For an ideal example of a <a href="http://clinton.senate.gov/">miserable failure</a>, one need look no harder than to Hillary Rodham Clinton.</h1></center>Get some <strong>cool swag</strong> as seen in this image, <a href="http://la4israel.org/wordpress#swag"><strong><em>here</em></strong></a>.<br /><br />Attacks on Americans during the Clinton Administration<font size=1><ol><li>January 25, 1993, Virginia, United States. A Pakistani gunman opened fire on Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) employees standing outside of the building. Two agents, Frank Darling and Bennett Lansing, were killed and three others wounded. The assailant was never caught and reportedly fled to Pakistan.<br /><li>February 26, 1993, Cairo, Egypt. A bomb exploded inside a café in downtown Cairo killing three. Among the 18 wounded were two U.S. citizens. No one claimed responsibility for the attack.<br /><li>February 26, 1993, New York, United States. A massive van bomb exploded in an underground parking garage below the World Trade Center in New York City, killing six and wounding 1,042. Four Islamist activists were responsible for the attack. Ramzi Ahmed Yousef (Right Photo), the operation's alleged mastermind, escaped but was later arrested in Pakistan and extradited to the United States. Abd al-Hakim Murad, another suspected conspirator, was arrested by local authorities in the Philippines and handed over to the United States. The two, along with two other terrorists, were tried in the U.S. and sentenced to 240 years.<br /><li>April 14, 1993, Kuwait. The Iraqi intelligence service attempted to assassinate former U.S. President George Bush during a visit to Kuwait. In retaliation, the U.S. launched a cruise missile attack two months later on the Iraqi capital, Baghdad.<br /><li>July 5, 1993, Southeast Turkey. In eight separate incidents, the Kurdistan Workers' Party (PKK) kidnapped a total of 19 Western tourists traveling in southeastern Turkey. The hostages, including U.S. citizen Colin Patrick Starger, were released unharmed after spending several weeks in captivity.<br /><li>March 8, 1995, Karachi, Pakistan. Two unidentified gunmen armed with AK-47 assault rifles opened fire on a U.S. Consulate van in Karachi, killing two U.S. diplomats, Jacqueline Keys Van Landingham and Gary C. Durell, and wounding a third, Mark McCloy.<br /><li>April 9, 1995, Kfar Darom and Netzarim, Gaza Strip. Two suicide attacks were carried out within a few hours of each other in Jewish settlements in the Gaza Strip. In the first attack a suicide bomber crashed an explosive-rigged van into an Israeli bus in Netzarim, killing eight including U.S. citizen Alisa Flatow (Left Photo). Over 30 others were injured. In the second attack, a suicide bomber detonated a car bomb in the midst of a convoy of cars in Kfar Darom, injuring 12. The Palestine Islamic Jihad (PIJ) Shaqaqi Faction claimed responsibility for the attacks.<br /><li>July 4, 1995, Kashmir, India. In Kashmir, a previously unknown militant group, Al-Faran, with suspected links to a Kashmiri separatist group in Pakistan, took hostage six tourists, including two U.S. citizens. They demanded the release of Muslim militants held in Indian prisons. One of the U.S. citizens escaped on July 8, while on August 13 the decapitated body of the Norwegian hostage was found along with a note stating that the other hostages also would be killed if the group's demands were not met. The Indian Government refused. Both Indian and American authorities believe the rest of the hostages were most likely killed in 1996 by their jailers.<br /><li>August 1995, Istanbul, Turkey. A bombing of Istanbul's popular Taksim Square injured two U.S. citizens. This attack was part of a three-year-old attempt by the PKK to drive foreign tourists away from Turkey by striking at tourist sites.<br /><li>August 21, 1995, Jerusalem, Israel. A bus bombing in Jerusalem by the Islamic Resistance Movement (Hamas) killed four, including American Joan Davenny, and wounded more than 100.<br /><li>November 9, 1995, Algiers, Algeria. Islamic extremists set fire to a warehouse belonging to the U.S. Embassy, threatened the Algerian security guard because he was working for the United States, and demanded to know whether any U.S. citizens were present. The Armed Islamic Group (GIA) probably carried out the attacks. The group had threatened to strike other foreign targets and especially U.S. objectives in Algeria, and the attack's style was similar to past GIA operations against foreign facilities.<br /><li>November 13, 1995, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. A car bomb exploded in the parking lot outside of the Riyadh headquarters of the Office of the Program Manager/Saudi Arabian National Guard, killing seven persons, five of them U.S. citizens, and wounding 42. The blast severely damaged the three-story building, which houses a U.S. military advisory group, and several neighboring office buildings. Three groups -- the Islamic Movement for Change, the Tigers of the Gulf, and the Combatant Partisans of God -- claimed responsibility for the attack.<br /><li>February 25, 1996, Jerusalem, Israel. A suicide bomber blew up a commuter bus in Jerusalem, killing 26, including three U.S. citizens, and injuring 80 others, among them another three U.S. citizens. Hamas claimed responsibility for the bombing.<br /><li>March 4, 1996, Tel Aviv, Israel. A suicide bomber detonated an explosive device outside the Dizengoff Center, Tel Aviv's largest shopping mall, killing 20 persons and injuring 75 others, including two U.S. citizens. Both Hamas and the Islamic Jihad claimed responsibility for the bombing. May 13, 1996, Beit-El, West Bank. Arab gunmen opened fire on a hitchhiking stand near Beit El, wounding three Israelis and killing David Boim (Right Photo), 17, an American- Israeli from New York. No one claimed responsibility for the attack, although either the Islamic Jihad or Hamas are suspected. <br /><li>June 9, 1996, Zekharya, West Bank. Yaron Ungar, an American-Israeli, and his Israeli wife were killed in a drive-by shooting near their West Bank home. The Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine is suspected.<br /><li>June 25, 1996, Dhahran, Saudi Arabia. A fuel truck carrying a bomb exploded outside the U.S. military's Khobar Towers housing facility in Dhahran, killing 19 U.S. military personnel and wounding 515 persons, including 240 U.S. personnel. Several groups claimed responsibility for the attack. In June 2001, a U.S. District Court in Alexandria, Virginia, identified Saudi Hizballah as the party responsible for the attack. The court indicated that the members of the organization, banned from Saudi Arabia, "frequently met and were trained in Lebanon, Syria, or Iran" with Libyan help.<br /><li>August 17, 1996, Mapourdit, Sudan. Sudan People's Liberation Army (SPLA) rebels kidnapped six missionaries in Mapourdit, including a U.S citizen. The SPLA released the hostages on August 28.<br /><li>November 1, 1996, Sudan. A breakaway group of the Sudanese People's Liberation Army (SPLA) kidnapped three workers of the International Committee of the Red Cross (ICRC), including one U.S citizen. The rebels released the hostages on December 9 in exchange for ICRC supplies and a health survey of their camp.<br /><li>December 3, 1996, Paris, France. A bomb exploded aboard a Paris subway train, killing four and injuring 86 persons, including a U.S. citizen. No one claimed responsibility for the attack, but Algerian extremists are suspected.<br /><li>January 2, 1997, Major cities worldwide, United States. A series of letter bombs with Alexandria, Egypt postmarks were discovered at Al-Hayat newspaper bureaus in Washington, DC, New York, London, and Riyadh. Three similar devices, also postmarked in Egypt, were found at a prison facility in Leavenworth, Kansas. Bomb disposal experts defused all the devices, but one detonated at the Al-Hayat newspaper office in London, injuring two security guards and causing minor damage.<br /><li>February 23, 1997, New York, United States. Ali Hassan Abu Kamal, a Palestinian teacher, opened fire on the 86th-floor observation deck of New York City's Empire State Building, killing killing a Danish national and wounding six others before shooting himself to death. A handwritten note carried by the gunman claimed this was a punishment attack against the "enemies of Palestine."<br /><li>July 30, 1997, Jerusalem, Israel. Two bombs detonated in Jerusalem's Mahane Yehuda market, killing 15 persons, including a U.S. citizen and wounding 168 others, among them two U.S. citizens. The Izz-el-Din al-Qassam Brigades, Hamas' military wing, claimed responsibility for the attack.<br /><li>October 30, 1997, Sanaa, Yemen. Al-Sha'if tribesmen kidnapped a U.S. businessman near Sanaa. The tribesmen sought the release of two fellow tribesmen who were arrested on smuggling charges and several public works projects they claim the government promised them. The hostage was released on November 27.<br /><li>November 12, 1997, Karachi, Pakistan. Two unidentified gunmen shot to death four U.S. auditors from Union Texas Petroleum and their Pakistani driver as they drove away from the Sheraton Hotel in Karachi. Two groups claimed responsibility -- the Islamic Inqilabi Council, or Islamic Revolutionary Council and the Aimal Secret Committee, also known as the Aimal Khufia Action Committee.<br /><li>November 25, 1997, Aden, Yemen. Yemenite tribesmen kidnapped a U.S citizen, two Italians, and two unspecified Westerners near Aden to protest the eviction of a tribe member from his home. The kidnappers released the five hostages on November 27.<br /><li>April 19, 1998, Maon, Israel. Dov Driben, a 28-year-old American-Israeli farmer was killed by terrorists near the West Bank town of Maon. One of his assailants, Issa Debavseh, a member of Fatah Tanzim, was killed on November 7, 2001, by the IDF after being on their wanted list for the murder.<br /><li>June 21, 1998, Beirut, Lebanon. Two hand-grenades were thrown at the U.S. Embassy in Beirut. No casualties were reported.<br /><li>June 21, 1998, Beirut, Lebanon. Three rocket-propelled grenades attached to a crude detonator exploded near the U.S. Embassy compound in Beirut, causing no casualties and little damage. August 7, 1998, Nairobi, Kenya. A car bomb exploded at the rear entrance of the U.S. Embassy in Nairobi. The attack killed a total of 292, including 12 U.S. citizens, and injured over 5,000, among them six Americans. The perpetrators belonged to al-Qaida, Usama bin Ladin's network.<br /><li>August 7, 1998, Dar es Sala'am, Tanzania. A car bomb exploded outside the U.S. Embassy in Dar es Sala'am, killing 11 and injuring 86. Osama bin Laden's organization al-Qaida claimed responsibility for the attack. Two suspects were arrested.<br /><li>November 21, 1998, Teheran, Iran. Members of Fedayeen Islam, shouting anti-American slogans and wielding stones and iron rods, attacked a group of American tourists in Tehran. Some of the tourists suffered minor injuries from flying glass.<br /><li>December 28, 1998, Mawdiyah, Yemen. Sixteen tourists--12 Britons, two Americans and two Australians--were taken hostage in the largest kidnapping in Yemen's recent history. The tourists were seized in the Abyan province (some 175 miles south of Sanaa the capital). One Briton and a Yemeni guide escaped, while the rest were taken to city of Mawdiyah. Four hostages were killed when troops closed in and two were wounded, including an American woman. The kidnappers, members of the Islamic Army of Aden-Abyan, an offshoot of Al-Jihad, had demanded the release from jail of their leader, Saleh Haidara al-Atwi.<br /><li>October 31, 1999, Nantucket, Massachusetts, United States. EgyptAir Flight 990 crashed off the U.S. coast killing all 217 people on board, including 100 Americans. Although it is not precisely clear what happened, evidence indicated that an Egyptian pilot, Ahmed el-Habashy (Right Photo), crashed the plane for personal or political reasons.<br /><li>November 4, 1999, Athens, Greece. A group protesting President Clinton's visit to Greece hid a gas bomb at an American car dealership in Athens. Two cars were destroyed and several others damaged. Anti-State Action claimed responsibility for the attack, but the November 17 group was also suspected.<br /><li>November 12, 1999, Islamabad, Pakistan. Six rockets were fired at the U.S. Information Services cultural center and United Nations offices in Islamabad, injuring a Pakistani guard.<br /><li>October 8, 2000, Nablus, West Bank. The bullet-ridden body of Hillel Lieberman, a U.S. citizen living in the Jewish settlement of Elon Moreh, was found at the entrance to the West Bank town of Nablus. Lieberman had headed there after hearing that Palestinians had desecrated the religious site, Joseph's Tomb. No organization claimed responsibility for the murder.<br /><li>October 12, 2000, Aden Harbor, Yemen. A suicide squad rammed the warship the U.S.S. Cole with an explosives-laden boat killing 13 American sailors and injuring 33. The attack was likely by Osama bin Ladin's al-Qaida organization.<br /><li>October 30, 2000, Jerusalem, Israel. Gunmen killed Eish Kodesh Gilmor, a 25-year-old American-Israeli on duty as a security guard at the National Insurance Institute in Jerusalem. The "Martyrs of the Al-Aqsa Intifada," a group linked to Fatah, claimed responsibility for the attack. Gilmor's family filed a suit in the U.S. District Court in Washington against the Palestinian Authority, the PLO, Chairman Yasser Arafat and members of Force 17, as being responsible for the attack.</ol></font><br /><br /> <span class="PostFooter"><br /> - posted by Blog Admin @ <a href="http://miserable-failure.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_miserable-failure_archive.html#107086953278044657" title="permanent link">12/7/2003 11:45:32 PM</a> <br /> </span><br /> <br /> <a name="107086662629426269"> </a><br /><br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.zpub.com/un/hillc.html">The psychobiography of Hillary Clinton</a>.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.jewishworldreview.com/cols/coulter030200.asp">Hillary's Sartorial Lies</a> by Ann Coulter<br /><br />Real Audio <a href="http://gopportal.com/video/hillaryboo_real_56k.html">Hillary booed by New Yorkers</a>.<br /><br /><i>What has happened to our once-noble Democratic leadership, the party of Harry Truman, John Kennedy, and Scoop Jackson? Why — in a time of war, no less, when another mass killing like 9-11 has been prevented, and the foundations of terror and fanaticism in Afghanistan and Iraq cracked apart — do some so casually employ adjectives and nouns like "<strong>miserable failure</strong>," "awful," "Taliban," and "liar"? </i><br />-- Victor Davis Hanson, <a href="http://www.nationalreview.com/hanson/hanson091103.asp">National Review</a><br /><br />The <a href="http://www.zpub.com/un/bcguest.html">Clinton White House Guest List</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.la4israel.org/wordpress/index.php?p=438">Cankle Queen Theme Song</a><br /><br />Hillary kissing Mrs. Arafat.<br /><br /><br />To hear ex-President Clinton admit that he turned down a deal for Osama bin Laden's extradition to the U.S., followed by audio of Hillary Clinton attempting to spin her way out of his admission, <strong><a href="http://www.newsmax.com/audio/BILLVH.mp3">Click here</a></strong>.<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21511120.post-1138280658411562852003-10-23T04:58:00.000-07:002006-01-26T08:40:36.303-08:00<strong>Hilliary And the Hilliaring Liar Who Lies About Herself</strong><br /><br />The National Review's Rich Lowry notes a bunch of good ones. <blockquote>October 23, 2003, 11:15 a.m.<br /><a href="http://www.nationalreview.com/lowry/lowry200310231115.asp"><strong>Hillary Hooey<br />35 whoppers from the senator from New York.</strong></a><br /><br />One of the more unpleasant parts of writing <a href="http://www.nrbookservice.com/BookPage.asp?prod_cd=c6389"><em>Legacy: Paying the Price for the Clinton Years</em></a> was reading <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0743222245/aarongross">Hillary Clinton's <em>Living History</em></a>. But I had to do it for the cause! for history's sake! for my sins! so I might as well make use of it. Herewith is an accounting just partial, I'm sure of some of deceptions, distortions, misrepresentations, and general howlers in Hillary's book. Perhaps foolishly, I'm trusting her on things like her assertion on page 363 of <em>Living History</em> that "I'm a pushover for big, stirring ceremonies." Here goes:<ol><li><em>"Recent deficit projections by the [first] Bush administration camouflaged the real deficit by underestimating the effects of a stagnant economy, the impact of health care costs and federal spending on the savings and loan bailout...." </em>(Page 147)<br /><br />It was important to the Clintonites to feign shock at the worsening deficit figures when they took office in 1992, to make them seem a Republican conspiracy. In fact, the Clintonites knew about the worsening numbers during the campaign, but as Bob Woodward has documented chose to ignore them since they made the (soon-to-be-abandoned) Clinton economic plan totally implausible.<br /><br /><li><em>"Perhaps most important, the system would allow patients to choose their own doctors, a non-negotiable item in Bill's view." </em>(Page 150)<br /><br /><strong>The thrust of Hillary health-care plan was to make it more difficult for people to choose their own doctors.</strong><br /><br /><li><em>"I knew that Bill was frustrated by Europe's failure to act after it had insisted that Bosnia was in its own backyard and was its own problem to solve." </em>(Pages 169-170)<br /><br />Nonsense. Clinton matched Europe, pusillanimity for pusillanimity, during much of the Bosnia crisis. Clinton's complaints about European inaction were an excuse to keep from acting himself.<br /><br /><li><em>"The Independent Counsel, for example, concluded that the decision to fire the Travel Office political employees was lawful and that there was evidence of financial mismanagement and irregularities."</em> (Page 173)<br /><br />She leaves out that the independent counsel's office also found that she made "factually false" statements during the investigation.<br /><li><em>"The [1993 budget] plan wasn't everything the Administration had wanted, but it signaled the return of fiscal responsibility for the government and the beginning of an economic turnaround for the country...."</em> (Page 179)<br /><br />The recession officially ended in March 1991, and the economy was already growing at three percent annually in 1992.<br /><br /><li><em>"...of an economic turnaround for the country unprecedented in American history...."</em> (Page 179)<br /><br />The first part of the 1990s followed the standard pattern of the last couple decades a slowdown in the first two years, followed by a recovery. There was nothing extraordinary about the 1990s until later in the decade, which was a result of a technology revolution, not the 1993 economic plan.<br /><br /><li><em>"The plan slashed the deficit in half...."</em> (Page 179)<br /><br />The deficit was already declining in fiscal year 1993, before the Clinton plan took effect. And most of the subsequent decline can be attributed to the growing economy. Also, Congress killed the Clinton health-care plan and his "stimulus bill," both of which would have worsened the deficit picture.<br /><br /><li><em>"...the plan raised taxes on gasoline and on the highest-income Americans, who in return got lower interest rates...."</em> (Page 179)<br /><br />Interest rates increased in the immediate aftermath of the plan's passage.<br /><br /><li><em>"Bill signed the legislation on August 10, 1993." </em>(Page 179) <br /><br />THIS IS A TRUE STATEMENT!<br /><br /><li><em>"[The Health Insurance Association of America ads said] `things are changing and not all for the better. The government may force us to pick from a few health care plans designed by government bureaucrats,' the announcer intoned. It was false and misleading advertising...."</em> (Page 186)<br /><br />The ads were a completely accurate depiction of the "health alliances" in the Hillary plan.<br /><br /><li><em>"Consumed with the demands of the Presidency, he told me to decide with David [Kendall] how to handle our response."</em> (Page 200)<br />This refers to the decision whether or not to hand over Whitewater documents to the Washington Post. Hillary maintains that Bill was too busy to make this crucial decision himself. This is implausible. David Gergen reports that Clinton said he couldn't make the decision himself because Hillary had been his partner in the Whitewater business. Gergen speculates that she opposed giving the Post the documents because she was worried that her cattle trades would be exposed.<br /><br /><li><em>"In the years since, no lawful donor has lost his guns, but 600,000 fugitives, stalkers and felons have been stopped from buying them."</em> (Page 203)<br /><br />This refers to the Brady Bill. The number 600,000 is for denials. Some of them are for administrative reasons botched records and the like. And there is no way of knowing whether those denied purchase go on to acquire guns in some other way. As a general matter, the Brady Bill had no effect on crime rates.<br /><br /><li><em>"Another trooper who reportedly claimed that Bill had offered him a federal job for his silence later signed an affidavit...."</em> (Page 208)<br /><br />The trooper in question, Danny Ferguson, didn't sign the affidavit, his lawyer did.<br /><br /><li><em>"...signed an affidavit swearing it never happened...."</em> (Page 208)<br /><br />He didn't swear that Clinton never offered him a job, just that he never offered him a job explicitly in exchange for a silence. Clinton did offer him a job, and everyone involved knew why, even though he didn't make the reason explicit.<br /><br /><li><em>"[Paula Jones] said she wanted to clear her name. But instead of announcing a libel suit against the Spectator, she accused Bill Clinton of sexually harassing her by making unwanted advances."</em> (Page 227)<br /><br />It made sense that Jones would sue Clinton, who didn't have the First Amendment protections of a magazine. He could have helped her clear her name, by telling the truth and/or making an early settlement.<br /><br /><li><em>"I knew that Bill respected military service, that he would have served if he had been called...."</em> (Page 240)<br /><br />He was called, but he didn't serve.<br /><br /><li><em>"The ongoing Whitewater investigation, despite Fiske's findings, was about undermining the progressive agenda by any means."</em> (Page 245)<br /><br />There was real criminality surrounding Whitewater, which produced guilty pleas from or convictions of 12 people. <br /><br /><li><em>"Limbaugh and others rarely criticized the contents of the Health Security Act or any other policy the Democrats introduced."</em> (Page 245)<br /><br />Oh, come on. Rush Limbaugh has always prominently included policy arguments in his arsenal.<br /><br /><li><em>"...the giant economic strides Bill had made [by 1994] the deficit was finally coming back under control...." </em>(Page 252)<br /><br />Clinton had little or nothing to do with bringing the deficit under control.<br /><br /><li><em>"....and the economy was starting to grow...."</em> (Page 252)<br /><br />The economy had already started to grow before Clinton took office.<br /><br /><li><em>"President Lyndon Johnson's Great Society program which resulted in Medicare, Medicaid and historic civil rights legislation was denounced by Newt Gingrich...."</em> (Page 291)<br /><br />Gingrich denounced the outdated and inefficient aspects of Medicare. See Howard Dean's comments during the same period, and his defense of them since. Also, he extravagantly praised the Democrats for the civil-rights revolution.<br /><br /><li><em>"[David] Hale was a well-paid pawn in a furtive campaign designed to discredit Bill and bring down his administration."</em> (Page 350)<br /><br />David Hale made his allegations true or not before he was ever in contact with the "vast right-wing conspiracy," and his story never changed. The suggestion that he made his allegations in exchange for money was investigated and no one was charged with a crime. <br /><li><em>"Anyone who believes that prosecutors can't abuse the American criminal justice system should read Susan's book, </em>The Woman Who Wouldn't Talk: Why I Refused to Testify Against the Clintons and What I Learned in Jail<em>. It's a chilling account of the abuse she suffered from Starr's crowd...." </em>(page 406)<br /><br />Susan McDougal refused to testify about the Clintons, going to jail on civil-contempt charges for 18 months instead. One of the questions she found too outrageous to answer, even with an offer of immunity, was "To your knowledge, did William Jefferson Clinton testify truthfully during the course of your trial?" It was Judge Susan Webber Wright who had Susan McDougal jailed for contempt, of which she was flagrantly proudly guilty. Her famous perp-walk in chains had nothing to do with Starr, but was standard U.S. marshals' practice.<br /><br /><li><em>"Members of Starr's team, and Starr himself, appeared to be leaking secret grand jury testimony, which was against the law." </em>(Page 406)<br /><br />"Appeared" is a weasel word. Starr was absolved of making any illegal leaks.<br /><br /><li><em>"The previous fall, Starr had finally conceded that Vince Foster really had committed suicide."</em> (Page 439)<br /><br />This is a cheap shot. Starr never doubted that Foster had committed suicide. He reopened the investigation only to try to tie up every last loose end. <br /><br /><li><em>"Although there had been opportunities to settle with Jones out of court, I had opposed the idea in principle, believing that it would set a terrible precedent for a President to pay money to rid himself of a nuisance suit."</em> (Page 440)<br /><br />Denying Paula Jones's charges and not settling the case was part of the smear-and-defend tactic that the Clintons had used at least since the 1992 campaign. Preserving the institution of the presidency had nothing to do with it.<br /><br /><li><em>"He said that she had misinterpreted his attention, which was something I had seen happen dozens of times before. It was such a familiar scenario that I had little trouble believing the accusations were groundless." </em>(Page 441)<br /><br />It's unlikely that Clinton's attentions were so often "misinterpreted."<br /><br /><li><em>"We later learned that Reno's recommendation was based on incomplete and false information provided to her by the OIC. Bill had been blindsided, and the unfairness of it all made me more determined to stand with him to combat the charges." </em>(Page 442)<br /><br />Clinton wasn't blindsided. <strong>He knew that Monica was on the Jones witness list</strong>, and his lawyer Bob Bennett urged him not to lie under oath.<br /><br /><li><em>"....Judge Susan Webber Wright had decided to throw out the Paula Jones lawsuit, finding that it lacked factual or legal merit."</em> (Page 452)<br /><br />This implies that Wright found that the Jones incident never happened. She didn't.<br /><br /><li><strong><em>"It would have been difficult for the United States to send troops [to Rwanda] so soon after the loss of American soldiers in Somalia and when the Administration was trying to end ethnic cleansing in Bosnia." </em>(Page 455)<br /><br />Yes, it would have been "difficult" <font color=red>which is why Clinton didn't do it</font>, despite all his preening about Africa. It's untrue, however, that at this time that he was trying to end the ethnic cleansing in Bosnia. He was taking a pass on that as well because it too was "difficult."</strong><br /><br /><li><em>"But Bill and his national security team were having a hard time directing congressional attention and government resources to the growing threats at home and abroad. Perhaps that was because so much energy in the news media, Congress and the FBI was directed to an investigation of the President's private life."</em> (Page 465)<br /><br />If Clinton had wanted to wage a serious campaign against Saddam Hillary is referring to the Iraq crisis in this passage <strong>he could have mustered the country behind him. He had no interest in doing so.</strong><br /><br /><li><em>"I could hardly breathe. Gulping for air, I started crying and yelling at him, 'What do you mean? What are you saying? Why did you lie to me?'" </em>(Page 466)<br /><br />This shocked reaction that there was something to the Monica allegation is very implausible, as others have written on NRO (see <a href="http://www.nationalreview.com/ponnuru/ponnuru060403.asp">here</a>, <a href="http://www.nationalreview.com/lopez/lopez060503.asp">here</a>, and <a href="http://www.nationalreview.com/levin/levin060403.asp">here</a>).<br /><br /><li><em>"With the whole world watching much of it wondering what the fuss was about Bill felt that the President of the United States couldn't afford to appear on television looking weak."</em> (Page 468)<br /><br />This refers to Clinton's speech after his grand-jury testimony. Mostly, he was just pissed. <strong>If he was so worried about the appearance of the presidency, he wouldn't have had Monica service him in the first place.</strong><br /><br /><li><em>"...and the integrity of the Constitution hung in the balance."</em> (Page 472)<br /><br /><strong>Impeachment is a procedure set out in the Constitution. Using it is not an offense to the Constitution.</strong><br /><br /><li><em>"I was convinced that [Starr] had overstepped his legal authority. The Constitution requires the legislative branch of government not the independent counsel, which is a creation of the executive and judicial branches to investigate evidence of impeachable offenses."</em> (Page 475)<br /><br />Under the independent-counsel statute, Ken Starr was obliged to present evidence of an impeachable offense to Congress. If Hillary had problems with the statute, she should have urged her husband not to sign it in the first place.<br /><br /><li><em>"They were supposed to present 'evidence' of the impeachable offenses while Bill's lawyers would defend him. No live witnesses were introduced."</em> (Page 493)<br /><br />Hillary makes this seem some unconstitutional deviation on the part of the House managers, when <strong>they would have been happy to present live witnesses, but were kept from doing so by Senate Democrats and timorous Senate Republicans</strong>.</ol></blockquote><br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0